zodiac01
December 21st, 2007, 05:53 PM
heh was feeling xmassy earlier and was in the myeeos section catching up..
and I started with a different idea that went totally rogue
and something came over me and somehow this is what came out.. lol
merry early xmas folks
Twas the night before xmas and all thru the threads..
Not a poster was posting, the forum was dead.
Offlines were sent to my friendslist with care
I told them "good xmas" tho i couldnt be there.
The children all sleeping all smug in their heads
With visions of sales from their glittery threads.
My mate in her nighty and i in PJs
Had just settled down for a long AFK
When there on my speakers there arose such a clatter
I sprang to the screen to see what was the matter
I pulled up the window i flew like a flash
My browser it froze and i thought it would crash
The moon on the screen from the new-fallen snow
Gave the lustre of mid-day to the forum below,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But someone had posted, and someone was here,
With a yellow tint header, so lively and gay,
I knew in a moment it must be Greg-J.
More rapid than spam mail his members they came,
And he posted, and PMed, and called them by name!
"Now Omen! now, Fryman!, PGZ and Geg2!
On, George! On, Cyclops! and Jazzylee too!
To the top of the web! to the top of the wall!
Screw Myspace! Screw Facebook! Screw MASH and them all!"
As old links that before the wild des did fly,
And Met with more obstacles, tensions were high.
So up to the house-top the members they flew,
With heads full of Ideas, and a new coder too.
And then, in a shouting, I heard on the roof
The *****ing and nagging of each little goof.
As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
Into my PM Greg-J came with a bound.
He was dressed all in black, from his head to his hips,
And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and chips.
A bundle of Applets he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a coder, or a junkie on crack.
His eyes-how they twinkled! all crimson and blurry!
His cheeks were like roses, his chin was all furry!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the hair on his chin was as white as the snow.
The link of a site he sent bold in his post,
When I hovered above it I turned white as a ghost.
It had a strange name and i thought it was me,
wtf is an eeos? so i clicked it to see.
It was awesome and pimp, a right jolly old site,
And I smiled when I Logged in, my profile was tight!
A link on my site and drop in my bank,
There was money to make and people to thank.
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And sent everyone banners, then continued to lurk.
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, up the rankings we rose!
We sprang to our sites, and gave out a whistle,
The traffic just came like a heat seeking missile.
But I heard him exclaim, as he logged out of sight,
"Happy EEOS to all, and to all a good-night!"
The end.
haha corny I know.. but if i DIDNT post it.. then it would truly have been a waste of 15 minutes haha
hope you enjoy anyway and have a safe and happy holiday if you are away on xmas to everyone. and lets all hope 2008 brings us not only myeeos but all of our other goals a little closer :)
Happy Holidays,
Rick <Zodiac>
and I started with a different idea that went totally rogue
and something came over me and somehow this is what came out.. lol
merry early xmas folks
Twas the night before xmas and all thru the threads..
Not a poster was posting, the forum was dead.
Offlines were sent to my friendslist with care
I told them "good xmas" tho i couldnt be there.
The children all sleeping all smug in their heads
With visions of sales from their glittery threads.
My mate in her nighty and i in PJs
Had just settled down for a long AFK
When there on my speakers there arose such a clatter
I sprang to the screen to see what was the matter
I pulled up the window i flew like a flash
My browser it froze and i thought it would crash
The moon on the screen from the new-fallen snow
Gave the lustre of mid-day to the forum below,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But someone had posted, and someone was here,
With a yellow tint header, so lively and gay,
I knew in a moment it must be Greg-J.
More rapid than spam mail his members they came,
And he posted, and PMed, and called them by name!
"Now Omen! now, Fryman!, PGZ and Geg2!
On, George! On, Cyclops! and Jazzylee too!
To the top of the web! to the top of the wall!
Screw Myspace! Screw Facebook! Screw MASH and them all!"
As old links that before the wild des did fly,
And Met with more obstacles, tensions were high.
So up to the house-top the members they flew,
With heads full of Ideas, and a new coder too.
And then, in a shouting, I heard on the roof
The *****ing and nagging of each little goof.
As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
Into my PM Greg-J came with a bound.
He was dressed all in black, from his head to his hips,
And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and chips.
A bundle of Applets he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a coder, or a junkie on crack.
His eyes-how they twinkled! all crimson and blurry!
His cheeks were like roses, his chin was all furry!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the hair on his chin was as white as the snow.
The link of a site he sent bold in his post,
When I hovered above it I turned white as a ghost.
It had a strange name and i thought it was me,
wtf is an eeos? so i clicked it to see.
It was awesome and pimp, a right jolly old site,
And I smiled when I Logged in, my profile was tight!
A link on my site and drop in my bank,
There was money to make and people to thank.
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And sent everyone banners, then continued to lurk.
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, up the rankings we rose!
We sprang to our sites, and gave out a whistle,
The traffic just came like a heat seeking missile.
But I heard him exclaim, as he logged out of sight,
"Happy EEOS to all, and to all a good-night!"
The end.
haha corny I know.. but if i DIDNT post it.. then it would truly have been a waste of 15 minutes haha
hope you enjoy anyway and have a safe and happy holiday if you are away on xmas to everyone. and lets all hope 2008 brings us not only myeeos but all of our other goals a little closer :)
Happy Holidays,
Rick <Zodiac>